Hate & Incontinence on the Campaign Trail

Uncle Sean strongly believes that today is the first day of the campaign. We haven’t won the campaign yet. Uncle Sean believes we have a lot of time and work ahead of us before he can take on the high chair of the Executive Branch of these United States of America. Uncle Sean believes that the road to the White House is paved with many days and as each of those days pass we are brought to a new day. A day where the rotation of the Earth allows us to view the sun overhead, feel it’s warmth, and utilize it’s energy for powering small calculators. Uncle Sean believes that as we move forward through the more than a year ahead of us before the election we will see many days. Uncle Sean believes we’ll watch those days pass together as voting American citizens and together we will participate in Democracy in America.

Today we announced Uncle Sean is a write-in candidate for the Presidential Election in 2008. If you want to see Uncle Sean’s position on key issues click on “The Issues” at the top of the page. If you’d like to get in touch with Uncle Sean, please use the “Contact” page. If you’d like to join the campaign, well … that’s unfortunate, but send us a message through the “Contact” page anyway. Uncle Sean is eager to address the issues important to you and eager to share his experiences on the Campaign Trail. Please check back with us regularly for updates.

Uncle Sean will be raising no money for this campaign, he won’t be going out and talking to the people, he won’t be going on tour with the Rolling Stones, he won’t be doing the talk show circuit, and he won’t be paying for any advertising. Uncle Sean won’t be registering as a candidate in any of the 50 United States. This is a word of mouth Internet write-in candidate campaign. So, tell people to vote for Uncle Sean come election day 2008!

A vote for Uncle Sean is no vote at all.