Hate & Incontinence on the Campaign Trail

CNN.com - CNN Political Ticker Romney tells anti-abortion activists his conversion is real

Uncle Sean strongly believes the Mitt Romney is just a flip-flopper. Uncle Sean has never flip-flopped on the issue of abortion. Uncle Sean has always believed that our world is becoming overpopulated and that there are only two solutions: eat babies or mandatory abortions. Uncle Sean doesn’t feel the world is so desperate as to start eating babies, yet. So, Uncle Sean has a plan for mandatory abortions for every man. Some of the details of the plan are outlined in the Issues page here. Please feel free to read it. Together we can control the people of this country and stop baby eating before it ever needs to happen.