Hate & Incontinence on the Campaign Trail

Boing Boing: Lawyer to RIAA: Sue the First Twins for copyright violations!

Uncle Sean strongly believes that the RIAA is an organization that files lawsuits against people. Uncle Sean strongly believes that the blatant flaunting of the law by the President’s daughters should not go unpunished. No one is above the law, even if Uncle Sean disagrees with the principle behind mix CDs being copyright violations Uncle Sean feels the RIAA should show their commitment to their insane crusade by pursuing a lawsuit against these very prominent violators. Certainly if the RIAA wishes to set an example there could not be a better one to show that they will go after absolutely anyone and everyone.

Uncle Sean, however, would like to take this opportunity to come out in favor of mix CDs. Uncle Sean strongly believes that the mix CD, successor to the mix tape, is part of the grand American romantic tradition. Where would our nation be if our High School and College Students didn’t have the mix CD/tape as a means of sharing their innermost feelings, as expressed by “The Cure” or “The White Stripes”? Without these pure expressions of love America would be a childless wasteland! Uncle Sean upon his election will distribute a mix CD to every American in order to truly express his love for each and every one of you.

CNN.com - CNN Political Ticker Romney tells anti-abortion activists his conversion is real

Uncle Sean strongly believes the Mitt Romney is just a flip-flopper. Uncle Sean has never flip-flopped on the issue of abortion. Uncle Sean has always believed that our world is becoming overpopulated and that there are only two solutions: eat babies or mandatory abortions. Uncle Sean doesn’t feel the world is so desperate as to start eating babies, yet. So, Uncle Sean has a plan for mandatory abortions for every man. Some of the details of the plan are outlined in the Issues page here. Please feel free to read it. Together we can control the people of this country and stop baby eating before it ever needs to happen.

CNN.com - CNN Political Ticker Edwards: It all comes down to Iowa

Uncle Sean believes that it is a great idea for John Edwards to follow the strategy of 2004 Democratic Candidate John Kerry. We all saw just how well John Kerry did in the 2004 Election. Uncle Sean believes that John Kerry was just the kind of charismatic presidential candidate that John Edwards should be emulating. It will give Uncle Sean a better chance. Also, Uncle Sean would like to talk to his Grandmother, Mr. Edwards. Where is your next show?

CNN.com - CNN Political Ticker Clinton vows to lift ban on stem-cell research

Uncle Sean strongly believes that the children are our future. Children need to learn how to be manipulated as pawns in the political machinations of adults. Unfortunately only a small portion of our nation’s children are exposed to this kind of manipulation in their lives, most often by divorcing parents. Uncle Sean strongly believes he has a plan to increase the use of children for politics at least 100 fold. Uncle Sean applauds Senator Clinton’s attempts to manipulate the issue by using children, but is saddened that Senator Clinton only used one child. It shows a lack of commitment to the exploitation of children for political gain. Uncle Sean would have used no less than 40 children.

CNN.com - CNN Political Ticker Mitt Romney’s wife takes a fall

Uncle Sean strongly believes that America needs strong stage legs so that people don’t fall off and make bad jokes about falling on “da butt in Dubuque.” Uncle Sean’s eyes rolled so fast at that that for a moment he could see his own brain … it was terrifying.

Uncle Sean strongly believes that today is the first day of the campaign. We haven’t won the campaign yet. Uncle Sean believes we have a lot of time and work ahead of us before he can take on the high chair of the Executive Branch of these United States of America. Uncle Sean believes that the road to the White House is paved with many days and as each of those days pass we are brought to a new day. A day where the rotation of the Earth allows us to view the sun overhead, feel it’s warmth, and utilize it’s energy for powering small calculators. Uncle Sean believes that as we move forward through the more than a year ahead of us before the election we will see many days. Uncle Sean believes we’ll watch those days pass together as voting American citizens and together we will participate in Democracy in America.

Today we announced Uncle Sean is a write-in candidate for the Presidential Election in 2008. If you want to see Uncle Sean’s position on key issues click on “The Issues” at the top of the page. If you’d like to get in touch with Uncle Sean, please use the “Contact” page. If you’d like to join the campaign, well … that’s unfortunate, but send us a message through the “Contact” page anyway. Uncle Sean is eager to address the issues important to you and eager to share his experiences on the Campaign Trail. Please check back with us regularly for updates.

Uncle Sean will be raising no money for this campaign, he won’t be going out and talking to the people, he won’t be going on tour with the Rolling Stones, he won’t be doing the talk show circuit, and he won’t be paying for any advertising. Uncle Sean won’t be registering as a candidate in any of the 50 United States. This is a word of mouth Internet write-in candidate campaign. So, tell people to vote for Uncle Sean come election day 2008!

A vote for Uncle Sean is no vote at all.